ZEPHYR ZEUS (THE CONTINUED AMAZING ADVENTURES OF TRAPEZOID FLOYD: Episode 3,756,489)
July 8/85 Karl Rigelhof

Zephyr Zeus
Is on the loose
Aboard his red caboose
Truckin' 'cross the galaxy

Zephyr Zeus
Puts some deception to use
To escape the noose
And once again be free

Zephyr Zeus
Don't take no abuse
He'll break the truce
(Before he loses his)/(To/and assert his) authority

Zephyr Zeus
Has got the deuce
To make the ruse
And pull of the crime of the century

Zephyr Zeus
Has met the moose
The gander, and the goose
(Along with)/And the rest of the company

Zephyr Zeus
With his hypotenuse
Is very profuse
At hyperspatial burglary

Zephyr Zeus
Is not overjoyed
That Trapezoid Floyd
Is about to be convoyed
To this (very) sector in space
To the exact same place
Where the caper is about to unfold


"What a damn rotten/lousy stroke of luck. That bumbling idiot Trapezoid Floyd is going to just happen to be in this parsec when we're about to pull off the caper of the century/millenium," compained Zeus to his furry green accomplice Bruce the Moose.

"Yeah, what a strange quirk of fate that he seems to show up whenever we've got a great scam cooking," commented Bruce.

"Wasn't he the guy who was being chased by the Intergalactic Police when he ran smack into our Jupiter Pleasure Moon operation," asked the gander Ug-Lee, who was actually the latest version of computerized demolition ducks produced by Quack, Inc. on Pluto.

Fury erupted in Zeus' eyes as he steamed: "The cops stumbled in on us and closed down the whole operation just because that fool Floyd decided it was a good place to hide. They had sentenced me to life imprisonment in the work pits of Uranus before I escaped."

"Maybe it's to our advantage that Mr. Trapezoid is showing up. Not only will we be the richest beings in the galaxy, we will be able to take care of that twerp Floyd after/(once and for) all!"